w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063
My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”
"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"
And then the 150th
"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY"
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
Good morning my fellow tumblrs tumbling on tumblr right now :D